In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 19:23

In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?

Check out this beast:

Don't “fret” when a Bassist “picks” you, though, “strumming” his “passage” through the “rolling” “indications” of his tongue. He may “amplify” his intents and “pull-off” this “gig” leading to a “duet” of “wailing”. A “bridge”, when crossed, can “lead” to a “hammer”-on “session”, using “slap and pop” techniques. “A piacere”, you both may “fade” to a mere “fingering” upon one another's “G-String”.

After “snare”-ing you with his “pick-up”, a Drummer may “rhythmically” seek to have you “bent”. He may “brush” your “skin” and “rack” tones, using his “egg shaker” and “ball joints”, “accented” with several “licks”. The “pulsating” “blast beats” will ultimately “pound” through the “jam session”, building to a “crescendo”, with a “wing nut” as the “finale” to this “session”…and then “crash”.

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I think.

These are the “signature” ‘keys” to a sweaty soaked “live show”.